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Demetri Martin Quotes
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Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks (Demetri Martin Quotes)
There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool (Demetri Martin Quotes)
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who’s standing in front of me (Demetri Martin Quotes)
It’s very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location (Demetri Martin Quotes)
I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25 (Demetri Martin Quotes)
I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It’s so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I’m like that much more cake in the world. But then when someone dies, I’m like the cake streak is over (Demetri Martin Quotes)
Okay, so, when I was a kid, definitely the drawings and the illustration. Then I stopped in sixth grade or so. And then I started again when I was in my twenties. I really didn’t progress since then, so the way I draw is the way I drew in sixth grade (Demetri Martin Quotes)